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05:37pm 02/08/2007
  dave called the hair on his face pubes  
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retarded telephone conversation or why 13 year old shouldn't be allowed near telephones   
02:07pm 13/07/2007
  Me: "Hello"
no answer
Me: "Hello"
Retarded sounding kids voice: "Is Richard there?"
Me: "No he is out."
Retarded sounding kids voice: "Where?"
Me: "I don't know. Would you like me to leave a message for him?"
Retarded sounding kids voice: "What?"
Me: "Would you like me to take a message?"
no answer
Me: "Did you want to leave a message for him to call you back?"
Retarded sounding kids voice: "No"
Me: "Okay. Goodbye"
no answer
Me: "Goodbye"
no answer
hang up.
 
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time to post some lyrics   
03:10pm 09/06/2007
 
mood: sad
Be happy...
Come on let's go get it on!
Be happy. Be happy...
Come on let's go get it on!
Be happy...
Everybody let's go have some fun

I don't want to waste my time on simple little things
I'd rather stay here all the night with happy boys who sings
Come on let's go get it on, everybody let's go have some fun

I've got a feeling you could use a little smile,
Hoping you could stay there for just a little while
Making a lot of noise up there, throw your hands up in the air

I don't want to waste my time on simple little things
I'd rather stay here all the night with everyone who sings

Happy boys and happy girls, will be
We are the happy boys and girls
Happy boys and happy girls, will be
So happy, yeah! so, so happy, yeah!

Happy boys and happy girls, will be
We are the happy boys and girls
Happy boys and happy girls, will be
Oh yeah, so happy...

Try with an eagle it will make you look so nice
And if you start to warm, you can further break the ice
come on let's go get it on, everybody let's go have some fun

I've got a feeling you could use a little smile
Hoping you could stay there for just a little while
Making a lot of noise up there, throw your hands up in the air

I don't want to waste my time on simple little things
I'd rather stay here all the night with everyone who sings

Happy boys and happy girls, will be
We are the happy boys and girls
Happy boys and happy girls, will be
So happy, yeah! so, so happy, yeah!

Happy boys and happy girls, will be
We are the happy boys and girls
Happy boys and happy girls, will be
Oh yeah, so happy...

Young and old.
Be happy. Everyone... Be happy
I'm sure you could. Be happy...
'Cause happy boys and happy girls is around the world

Be happy...
Come on let's go get it on!
Be happy...
Everybody let's go have some fun!
Be happy...
Come on let's go get it on!
Be happy...
Everybody let's go have some fun

Happy boys and happy girls, will be
We are the happy boys and girls
Happy boys and happy girls, will be
So happy, yeah! so, so happy, yeah!

Happy boys and happy girls, will be
We are the happy boys and girls
Happy boys and happy girls, will be
Oh yeah, so happy...

Be happy...
Come on let's go get it on!
Be happy...
Everybody let's go have some fun!
Be happy...
Come on let's go get it on!
Be happy...
 
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07:35pm 31/05/2007
  msn name: 'Eku: Master of the "flying eku"....'

please note the mistake. the basketball move in question is actually known as the air eku.
 
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01:28pm 21/05/2007
  last night I had a dream where I was in an elevator and there was a button called "Fire Tater"

I asked some guy what the button was for and he said "hot potato"
 
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07:22pm 10/05/2007
  wadim maratay?  
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04:49pm 26/04/2007
  last night I was rocked gently to sleep by the sweet, soft snoring of this weird italian guy.  
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Another conversation with Aaron Segstro   
04:19pm 25/04/2007
  Laurie says:
hows it going?
.../Aaron says:
pretty good
Laurie says:
Why and when did Al gore pull the fire alarm at your work?
.../Aaron says:
inside joke, don't have time to explain the day's events
Laurie says:
too bad
Laurie says:
Have you seen Ed lately?
.../Aaron says:
no
Laurie says:
he took some time off during the second semester this year I figure he was visting you
Laurie says:
thats not true?
.../Aaron says:
ed is kind of a distant relative, i don't have much contact with him aside from large family functions

don't think i've seen him for 7 or 8 years or so
Laurie says:
It was really bad when Ed left. He put Basil in charge and he did a terrible job
Laurie says:
Have you met teresa?
.../Aaron says:
which one
Laurie says:
The one who is a stickler for goggles
.../Aaron says:
no
.../Aaron says:
well possibly, as i've said before i don't know that side of the family too well
Laurie says:
You really need to embrace the segstro in you
Laurie says:
Can you believe that Basil mixed up labs 2 and 3?
.../Aaron says:
no i cannot!
Laurie says:
could you imagine what would happen if they put wadim in charge of the chemistry labs?
.../Aaron says:
i can't imagine at all
Laurie says:
Hes almost as dumb as you
.../Aaron says:
i dunno, can you make a fair assessment through 3 msn convos
Laurie says:
Not really. I think we should talk about your potential career as a chemist
.../Aaron says:
that's a possible option, but i just started my career as a software developer and am quite happy doing it
Laurie says:
and you also prefer that to meterology? Ive heard that you're a closet meterlogist.
Laurie says:
???
.../Aaron says:
sorry talking to people at work

and i have no plans to make a career out of meteorology, it's just a hobby of mine
Laurie says:
So did you program windows vista?
.../Aaron says:
no i don't work for microsoft
Laurie says:
so you work in a chemistry lab?
.../Aaron says:
how did you connect me not working for microsoft with working in a chem lab?
Laurie says:
Because your a segstro. You were born to work side by side with Wadim in the chem lab
.../Aaron says:
not really, only that side of the family contains chemists
Laurie says:
I think its weird that you call yourself a segstro yet you seem to harbour a disdain for chemistry
.../Aaron says:
not all segstros are chemists
Laurie says:
I have a feeling that they are
.../Aaron says:
it's possible, if my grandfather and father have been lying to me for 20 odd years or so
Laurie says:
who are you going to trust me or them?
Laurie says:
they both probably hate chemistry also
.../Aaron says:
probably them, only because i've known them longer
Laurie says:
Ive got to go
Laurie says:
ill let you get back to your work on solaris adminstration
.../Aaron says:
i never have to touch that crap again

but bye anyways
 
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summertime=funnertime   
11:04am 25/04/2007
  I'm coming home on the 1st of may during the day so we should either do something that night or sometime shortly after.  
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U of M Debate Tournament   
01:23pm 23/04/2007
  This weekend is a debate tournament at the u of m. anyone one who wants can come join. doesn't matter if you've never debated before or if you don't want to debate you can just come and hang out. it's all weekend friday through sunday so if you got a chance come join.

call dan on his cell for more info
 
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01:18pm 23/04/2007
  so ross was sitting in class talking to his buddy in the seat next to him. then this nerdy guy who sitting in front of him turns around and says "could you please quiet down."

ross gives him the finger and says "could you please just fuck off"

oh ross
 
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DONE   
04:02pm 19/04/2007
  After what seemed like a month long exam period, I am finally done. Now I have a month to kill until I leave for camp. I need to find something to do for month.  
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07:26pm 16/04/2007
  i watched part of a meat loaf bio-pic yesterday and he had recorded bat out of hell but was having a hard time getting a record company to pick up the album. This record executive rejects it saying "it's too over the top" i forget his name but that jewish guy who wrote meat loaf's songs responds "of course it's over the top. that's the point. you have to go over the top to see what's on the other side"  
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gotta catch 'em all   
01:07pm 12/04/2007
  pokemon!  
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07:15pm 09/04/2007
  I ain't no hollaback girl.  
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05:43pm 09/04/2007
  poop  
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My Brithday   
11:43pm 26/03/2007
  Hey everybody, leave this Saturday night(March 31) open because it is my birthday. I'll probably just go to a bar somewhere and I would love for everybody to join me. Details will come in the next few days.

-Laurie
 
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05:30pm 14/03/2007
  dan the man says:
i'm gonna vote for the guy with the hat and the beard
Big Party St Patricks Day, you are all invited Call Now says:
you mean scott nosoty
dan the man says:
I sure do
Big Party St Patricks Day, you are all invited Call Now says:
yes he is a much better choice then that chick, who has her hidden agenda
dan the man says:
yeah well, usually I'd choose the chick anyways
dan the man says:
but nosoty has a hat
dan the man says:
and a beard!!!
Big Party St Patricks Day, you are all invited Call Now says:
i will tell him not to change then
Big Party St Patricks Day, you are all invited Call Now says:
it seems hats and beards win votes
dan the man says:
I didn't think so
dan the man says:
until I saw that a hat and a beard were the two main points on his checklist
dan the man says:
that convinced me
 
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Super Rob   
12:31pm 11/03/2007
  Dan Raber says "What if Robin Super and Robin Williams traded places?"



discuss.
 
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matt gray got drunk last night!   
05:27pm 10/03/2007
  matt gray got drunk last night!

and he calls booze "magic juice"

god bless you matthew gray.
 
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